"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Buying jewelry

Von_S

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Vatoloco's latest post got me started on this...

Many moons ago I used to work for a company that sold loose diamonds and engagement rings. This wasn't mall store retail, this was high end, custom manufactured jewelry. The company had a 30 day 100% return/exchange policy, I can't tell you how many times we got rings back because the woman wanted either a bigger diamond or a different ::cough:: more expensive ::cough:: ring.

I have PERSONALLY fielded phone calls from women who called in to exchange a .98 carat diamond for a full carat. "Hrmm there's a mans name on the billing information but a woman is calling in, say goodbye to you balls my friend" For the sake of example, a paper clip weighs about a gram, .02 carats is 1/4000 of a gram. The difference in price between a .98ct and 1ct diamond can be $1000 or more, all things being equal, and even more if it's high quality stones.

Moral of the story: don't buy jewelry (especially diamonds) unless you enjoy throwing your money in the garbage. Anytime I see women gushing over an engagement ring or diamonds they get marked as gold digging b1tches in my book.

Just a tip for you AFC's who enjoy throwing money at women, next time I'll post on the TWO men I know who bought their girlfriends boobjobs and are now being motorboated by other dudes. :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Machina29

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I'm lucky

My GF told me if I ever bought her a diamond ring, or any expensive jewelry she would break up with me for being stupid. She'd rather we take a trip or buy something useful, and I completely agree with her.
 

European-DJ

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Machina29 said:
My GF told me if I ever bought her a diamond ring, or any expensive jewelry she would break up with me for being stupid. She'd rather we take a trip or buy something useful, and I completely agree with her.
Quality girl ;) !
 

Bible_Belt

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I know a girl who just got a $1,400 engagement ring...made out of quartz. It doesn't even have a diamond in it. A pawn shop probably wouldn't give $20 for that ring.
 
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