Bloke
Senior Don Juan
Use a banana peel
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
buying condoms
- Thread starter HSDon
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
On a semi-related note, anybody know a decent place to hide condoms while keeping them accessible/safe? Wallet was my first idea, but I found out that it wears out the condoms fast. I would just carry them in my pocket but it'd be kind awkward if they fell out during a date... which is telling a girl you planned on sleeping with her.
Rubber balloons? Don't risk that ****, what's so damn difficult about condoms?
I was a bit nervous when I bought them first, but I treasure the memory of the look on the shop attendant's face.
Honestly, what'll happen?
CALLING ALL SHOPPERS, WE HAVE A KID BUYING CONDOMS. I REPEAT, A KID BUYING CONDOMS.
I was a bit nervous when I bought them first, but I treasure the memory of the look on the shop attendant's face.
Honestly, what'll happen?
CALLING ALL SHOPPERS, WE HAVE A KID BUYING CONDOMS. I REPEAT, A KID BUYING CONDOMS.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.