"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bumps around the back hole

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please guys dont laugh at this this is something thats serious and kinda scares me.

Like a around a yr around i noticed after a dump that i had like four bumps around my but hole, its like parts of the inside stays out and dont go back in, i have to push them back in while whiping, or when i take a shower or whatever. but i was wondering is this something dangerous and what is it, i really hope its not dangerous. :(
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Moved to Health and Fitness.
 

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It sounds you have hemmoroids if that is the english expression used. Hemmoroids are not dangerous and may disappear of themselves or they require surgical stuff if it's severe and bleeds. It's easy to get hemmoroids if you have a bad stomache or overweight, by this i mean not eating fibers and exercising.

Check the pharmacy for a balm (?) to ease any pain if you have.
 

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Go to the doctor man.... They have seen worse trust me, just drop your dacks and bend over, make sure you wiped your arse before though...
 

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it does not hurt at all and it does not bleed all neither and im preety skinny and exercise a whole lot.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's very common. If you have it it doesn't sound very severe if it's not iching, bleeding or hurt. How long have you had it?
 

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Yeah, go to the doc. Its probably hemmoroids, I had one a few months ago, used some cream and it went away completely in a few weeks.
 

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asss warts, stay off the butt pirate ship for 3-4 days or as needed.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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