"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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please guys dont laugh at this this is something thats serious and kinda scares me.

Like a around a yr around i noticed after a dump that i had like four bumps around my but hole, its like parts of the inside stays out and dont go back in, i have to push them back in while whiping, or when i take a shower or whatever. but i was wondering is this something dangerous and what is it, i really hope its not dangerous. :(
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Moved to Health and Fitness.
 
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It sounds you have hemmoroids if that is the english expression used. Hemmoroids are not dangerous and may disappear of themselves or they require surgical stuff if it's severe and bleeds. It's easy to get hemmoroids if you have a bad stomache or overweight, by this i mean not eating fibers and exercising.

Check the pharmacy for a balm (?) to ease any pain if you have.
 
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Go to the doctor man.... They have seen worse trust me, just drop your dacks and bend over, make sure you wiped your arse before though...
 
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it does not hurt at all and it does not bleed all neither and im preety skinny and exercise a whole lot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's very common. If you have it it doesn't sound very severe if it's not iching, bleeding or hurt. How long have you had it?
 
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Yeah, go to the doc. Its probably hemmoroids, I had one a few months ago, used some cream and it went away completely in a few weeks.
 
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asss warts, stay off the butt pirate ship for 3-4 days or as needed.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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