"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bumps around the back hole

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please guys dont laugh at this this is something thats serious and kinda scares me.

Like a around a yr around i noticed after a dump that i had like four bumps around my but hole, its like parts of the inside stays out and dont go back in, i have to push them back in while whiping, or when i take a shower or whatever. but i was wondering is this something dangerous and what is it, i really hope its not dangerous. :(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Moved to Health and Fitness.
 

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It sounds you have hemmoroids if that is the english expression used. Hemmoroids are not dangerous and may disappear of themselves or they require surgical stuff if it's severe and bleeds. It's easy to get hemmoroids if you have a bad stomache or overweight, by this i mean not eating fibers and exercising.

Check the pharmacy for a balm (?) to ease any pain if you have.
 

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Go to the doctor man.... They have seen worse trust me, just drop your dacks and bend over, make sure you wiped your arse before though...
 

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it does not hurt at all and it does not bleed all neither and im preety skinny and exercise a whole lot.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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It's very common. If you have it it doesn't sound very severe if it's not iching, bleeding or hurt. How long have you had it?
 

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Yeah, go to the doc. Its probably hemmoroids, I had one a few months ago, used some cream and it went away completely in a few weeks.
 

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asss warts, stay off the butt pirate ship for 3-4 days or as needed.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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