“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Budweiser Real Men of Genius: Mr. Myspace Addict

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I came across this today. Cracked me up!

Today Budweiser Presents Real Men of Genius-- Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Obsessively re-editing your page and Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if email wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 34, 593 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party.

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What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I dig the whole collection Budweiser "We salute you . . ." commercials.

Bubba the fatfvck had a morning radio show where they parodied those and those were good too.
 
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