Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Budweiser Real Men of Genius: Mr. Myspace Addict

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I came across this today. Cracked me up!

Today Budweiser Presents Real Men of Genius-- Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Obsessively re-editing your page and Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if email wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 34, 593 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I dig the whole collection Budweiser "We salute you . . ." commercials.

Bubba the fatfvck had a morning radio show where they parodied those and those were good too.
 
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