I came across this today. Cracked me up!
Today Budweiser Presents Real Men of Genius-- Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Obsessively re-editing your page and Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if email wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 34, 593 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party.
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Today Budweiser Presents Real Men of Genius-- Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Obsessively re-editing your page and Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if email wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 34, 593 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party.
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