"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Broke up with my GF. Hmmm.. still sucks.

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Let’s not rewrite history. I specifically remember you speaking to her on the phone for hours at a time and spending weekends together very early. You also came on here and told everyone how superior you were and how we all had no idea what we were talking about. How your relationship was different. You never believed it was doomed from the start, we did. And you told us we were wrong. That’s why you got so many negative replies.

Like I said, some humility will go a long way. I’m glad you had your fun and you do not regret your experience.
Your like my ex gf ... you were not there and you seem to know my exact situatuon.

You were all saying run, only a few said to see what happens.

And now your just saying stuff and putting words in my mouth, shyt I would never say.

Like I said I am glad I made the decision to be with her for a while.

Your still trying to bring me down like I'm dumb for ever considering this realationship when in the end it was a great experience.

I could really care less for your advice since you really are not helpful.

edit# actually nvm your posts do help
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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#update

I was sitting here reflecting upon our realationship and my experience with her. Crying, drunk and being all emotional.

Then she texts me a wall of text and we have a short text session that really reminded me of why I broke it off for good.

I don't miss her so much, infact the last few texts were the straw that broke the camels back from a short and sweet realationship to strait dodging a bullet.

Nothing new came from the texts, just the usual, but when you see them from a single mans eyes, you go ... holy cow ... enough of this gtfo.

Thanks for the support my bros. I can't wait to hit the bar and game again!!
 
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