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That’s a girlfriend. Welcome to the west.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Broke them up, now a cluster f**k
- Thread starter Helpabrotherout
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Jesus Christ bruh, are you fvcking kidding me? Lmaooo
Exactly, has nothing to do with no damn bpd, Every time a girl has game guys call it a mental illness, sh!ts hilarious lol
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
The best guys ignore them dont let them hardly ask them for anything other than sex. I used to think its bs, but you kinda have to be that way.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
We got you to say jesus christ
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Game be fvcking they head up tho. They confused as fvck.
If she's a loser for spinning plates what does that make 97% of guys on this thread including yourself?
marmel75
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She isn't spinning plates, she has a boyfriend. Totally different situation.
the op is the loser, she just got game(for suckas)
She's winning lol.
And if that's the case, most women and men are losers because most people have side pieces.
Don't hate the playa hate the game guys.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
If given the opportunity all women will want to spin...
Ever see a woman happy with just 1 handbag ?
She'll want to parade a slew of exotic handbags just to make other women jealous...
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Lol Like a man’s trophy hunting room.