zekko
Master Don Juan
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She's got the crazy eyes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Britney Spears said it best many years ago - men still dont pay attention
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Plasticbucket
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I never had a gf so it's not something that's affected me other than my second one-night-stand who I liked too much for my own good because she was just using me for a quick fùck.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Kevin Federline did a number on her, haha. Fascinating to me how much of an alpha male he was, even though he had no status or power. He could dance and didn't GAF. He totally controlled her by not GAF, she was mesmerized. I remember that show they had for a while, and watching that guy thinking he was a natural. Now obviously you can (and most do) take that too far and life just spirals the toilet, looks like life hit his ass hard too.
Would I nail her? Absolutely, as would 100% of men out there. Keep in mind I did not say I would work very hard to do so.
Would I nail her? Absolutely, as would 100% of men out there. Keep in mind I did not say I would work very hard to do so.
Plasticbucket
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Good for you