"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
CobaltBlue
Don Juan
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Haha, I've only been out drinking in Walton once, it was so savage... hang on, we have a spoons?! Are you talking about the Slug & Lettuce?
Just want to gloat- I'm 18 on May 8th, so Weeeeeeeeeey! No more ID madness for me!
Ahem.
englishcrap
Senior Don Juan
I think we need to start a Don Juan Surrey Society or Don Juan Kingston society
CobaltBlue
Don Juan
Seriously guys...
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
CobaltBlue
Don Juan
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Oh, and if anyone knows guildford I'm having a private party in the Three Tuns tonight, if you know it. I can't guarentee I can get you in (we've invited 150 people, and the bar can only hold about 100 before people start dieing) but I'll try my hardest- P.S. it's a private so underage drinking is actively encouraged.
CobaltBlue
Don Juan
Guildford is waaay cool. Went to the university open day thing with my college. Sneaked off into town. The place was packed that day with more pu$$y per square inch than most places.
A Leuisure centre with ice skating, a cinema, and a shopping centre - brilliant for a dj.
C'mon need some more peeps here, or do you think its worthy of a new thread???
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
englishcrap
Senior Don Juan
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P.S Maybe we can start a yahoo group discussion to cover DJ'ing in the South of England
Originally posted by CobaltBlue
Long live underage drinking!!!
Guildford is waaay cool. Went to the university open day thing with my college. Sneaked off into town. The place was packed that day with more pu$$y per square inch than most places.
A Leuisure centre with ice skating, a cinema, and a shopping centre - brilliant for a dj.
C'mon need some more peeps here, or do you think its worthy of a new thread???
englishcrap
Senior Don Juan
Well I'd like to report back and say..no success last night. We have our ups and downs..
Anyone fancy hitting Wimbeldon next saturday ? I am going to attempt to hit V Bar...didnt have much luck last night but I am making a comeback
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
My 18th.
Didn't pull.
Spent the night macking onto this very good looking, total babe I know from college. She goes at 11. Arghhhhhh.
Other than that great night! Still so damn dissapointed though...
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
My 18th.
Didn't pull.
Spent the night macking onto this very good looking, total babe I know from college. She goes at 11. Arghhhhhh.
Other than that great night! Still so damn dissapointed though...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CobaltBlue
Don Juan
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Yeah, I would be. Tell you what, I'm 18 in 2 weeks, so around then?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.