"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Briffault's Law: The Most Important Thing You Can Know As A Man...
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Interesting video
BRIFFAULT’S LAW (or, why they are all effectively strippers):
The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place.
There are a few corollaries I would add:
1. Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued or future association.
2. Any agreement where the male provides a current benefit in return for a promise of future association is null and void as soon as the male has provided the benefit (see corollary 1)
3. A promise of future benefit has limited influence on current/future association, with the influence inversely proportionate to the length of time until the benefit will be given and directly proportionate to the degree to which the female trusts the male (which is not bloody likely).
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So, let’s get to Korski’s question, “Who is a wh0re”, and my initial response, “They all are”. By Briffault’s Law if a woman is associating with you (assuming you are a man) then she is doing it because she sees some benefit, either current, or in the future, from that association.
http://outcastsuperstar.blogspot.com/2010/04/briffaults-law.html
The next time a woman asks "What are we?" the answer should be obvious: Mercenary and Auxillary.
Also consider the following quote from Machiavelli that says you can never be secure in a situation where you are paying, and you have a formal proof on why never to get married:
"Because this is to be asserted in general of (wo)men, that they are ungrateful, fickle, false, cowardly, covetous, and as long as you succeed they are yours entirely; they will offer you their blood, property, life and children, as is said above, when the need is far distant; but when it approaches they turn against you. And that prince who, relying entirely on their promises, has neglected other precautions, is ruined; because friendships that are obtained by payments, and not by greatness or nobility of mind, may indeed be earned, but they are not secured, and in time of need cannot be relied upon". (p 76-77 The Prince)
Still believe in marriage? Check this out.
The female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place.
There are a few corollaries I would add:
1. Past benefit provided by the male does not provide for continued or future association.
2. Any agreement where the male provides a current benefit in return for a promise of future association is null and void as soon as the male has provided the benefit (see corollary 1)
3. A promise of future benefit has limited influence on current/future association, with the influence inversely proportionate to the length of time until the benefit will be given and directly proportionate to the degree to which the female trusts the male (which is not bloody likely).
.
.
So, let’s get to Korski’s question, “Who is a wh0re”, and my initial response, “They all are”. By Briffault’s Law if a woman is associating with you (assuming you are a man) then she is doing it because she sees some benefit, either current, or in the future, from that association.
http://outcastsuperstar.blogspot.com/2010/04/briffaults-law.html
The next time a woman asks "What are we?" the answer should be obvious: Mercenary and Auxillary.
Also consider the following quote from Machiavelli that says you can never be secure in a situation where you are paying, and you have a formal proof on why never to get married:
"Because this is to be asserted in general of (wo)men, that they are ungrateful, fickle, false, cowardly, covetous, and as long as you succeed they are yours entirely; they will offer you their blood, property, life and children, as is said above, when the need is far distant; but when it approaches they turn against you. And that prince who, relying entirely on their promises, has neglected other precautions, is ruined; because friendships that are obtained by payments, and not by greatness or nobility of mind, may indeed be earned, but they are not secured, and in time of need cannot be relied upon". (p 76-77 The Prince)
Still believe in marriage? Check this out.
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Mistic said:
Maybe these f**kin pvssies will pay attention to you this time, right? These damn f**kers.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Progress Report:
They say if you want to get rid of a scumbag it's easy: just lend them money and they will disappear.
So it occurred to me that we can deduce whether a person (in this case a woman) is a scumbag, simply by lending her money and seeing whether she disappears. For example, give her $100 and tell her to take you out to dinner next week. Then try to blow her off and see if she insists on going. I tried this and expected the worst, but she came through and to be honest I trust her for the first time now.
They say if you want to get rid of a scumbag it's easy: just lend them money and they will disappear.
So it occurred to me that we can deduce whether a person (in this case a woman) is a scumbag, simply by lending her money and seeing whether she disappears. For example, give her $100 and tell her to take you out to dinner next week. Then try to blow her off and see if she insists on going. I tried this and expected the worst, but she came through and to be honest I trust her for the first time now.