Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Brag about your woman.

jazzmaster2

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I see this forum has way too many posts from guys having trouble with women asking questions, people giving tips that are impossible to apply in real life. That's not not to mention masturbation techniques. Oye. But since it's New Year, I'd like to to lighten up the mood. So how about we just freakin' brag about our significant other(s) for once. It's about time. Here's my little brag:

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I'm together with an amazing girl who just would not stop making me laugh. After 1 year, you'd think we'd run out of things to banter about, but no.

We started out friendly, but neither of us could imagine being together with each for a number of reasons. She thought I wasn't her type, I thought she wasn't interested, and list goes on. There were moments when we both felt something, but I usually just ignored them. We can especially do banter and one-liners like no others. Now thinking back, we must have distracted a lot of people at meetings.

Well, we finally ended up together by sheer luck when we both happened to run into each other in another country. Well, it was actually only Canada. A few dinners and a good haircut later, I brought it up and she felt the same.

A year later, we still have fun and laugh together. Y'know , just the typical stuff. The only not-so-typical thing is that she decided to be abstinent, which is something I really respect. Now, I'm curious to see what you guys think on this, y'know, with me being still be abstinent after 1 year.
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So, what's your story?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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JackBauer24

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Your post belongs on love.com, not on here. We don't want to hear about your boring, sexless relationship.
 
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Yeah alot of bitter people around here no need to stir them all up.
 
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Ouch I just read the last line about the abstinence. That's nothing to brag about my friend. This has to be a troll post.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Ouch I just read the last line about the abstinence. That's nothing to brag about my friend. This has to be a troll post.
What the hell is a troll post?
 
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Someone coming on sosuave.com bragging about a sexless relationship. Something so funny it can't be true. Something like that...
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Someone coming on sosuave.com bragging about a sexless relationship. Something so funny it can't be true. Something like that...
Wow, it's rarity now a day, huh? :(
 
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jazzmaster2 said:
Wow, it's rarity now a day, huh? :(

As long as your happy you're fine but you have to admit it was funny considering the entire point if this site is getting laid.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Menage a Mi

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Why don't we all talk about our penis size? A discussion couldn't get much lamer than this. Maybe the mods are taking new years eve off. Otherwise this thread would have been closed already. TROLL!!!!
 

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The whole point of the site is getting laid? How freaking pathetic are you that you need a site dedicated to getting laid?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MY favorite girlfriend was a mexican puerto rican bi-sexual who would suck my **** for hours if I let her lol...real talk she was tight
 
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