"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Brag about your woman.

jazzmaster2

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I see this forum has way too many posts from guys having trouble with women asking questions, people giving tips that are impossible to apply in real life. That's not not to mention masturbation techniques. Oye. But since it's New Year, I'd like to to lighten up the mood. So how about we just freakin' brag about our significant other(s) for once. It's about time. Here's my little brag:

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I'm together with an amazing girl who just would not stop making me laugh. After 1 year, you'd think we'd run out of things to banter about, but no.

We started out friendly, but neither of us could imagine being together with each for a number of reasons. She thought I wasn't her type, I thought she wasn't interested, and list goes on. There were moments when we both felt something, but I usually just ignored them. We can especially do banter and one-liners like no others. Now thinking back, we must have distracted a lot of people at meetings.

Well, we finally ended up together by sheer luck when we both happened to run into each other in another country. Well, it was actually only Canada. A few dinners and a good haircut later, I brought it up and she felt the same.

A year later, we still have fun and laugh together. Y'know , just the typical stuff. The only not-so-typical thing is that she decided to be abstinent, which is something I really respect. Now, I'm curious to see what you guys think on this, y'know, with me being still be abstinent after 1 year.
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So, what's your story?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Your post belongs on love.com, not on here. We don't want to hear about your boring, sexless relationship.
 
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Yeah alot of bitter people around here no need to stir them all up.
 
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Ouch I just read the last line about the abstinence. That's nothing to brag about my friend. This has to be a troll post.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Ouch I just read the last line about the abstinence. That's nothing to brag about my friend. This has to be a troll post.
What the hell is a troll post?
 
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Someone coming on sosuave.com bragging about a sexless relationship. Something so funny it can't be true. Something like that...
 

jazzmaster2

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My Name is Nobody said:
Someone coming on sosuave.com bragging about a sexless relationship. Something so funny it can't be true. Something like that...
Wow, it's rarity now a day, huh? :(
 
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jazzmaster2 said:
Wow, it's rarity now a day, huh? :(

As long as your happy you're fine but you have to admit it was funny considering the entire point if this site is getting laid.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Menage a Mi

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Why don't we all talk about our penis size? A discussion couldn't get much lamer than this. Maybe the mods are taking new years eve off. Otherwise this thread would have been closed already. TROLL!!!!
 

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The whole point of the site is getting laid? How freaking pathetic are you that you need a site dedicated to getting laid?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MY favorite girlfriend was a mexican puerto rican bi-sexual who would suck my **** for hours if I let her lol...real talk she was tight
 
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