"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
boys and fighting
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
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stfu!
penkitten
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no, i want sedatives, the children have been soooo bad lately.
VikingKing
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That’s the difference between boys and girls. And it becomes the difference between men and women, really. A man will, like, steal your car or burn your house down or beat the sh!t out of you, but a woman will ruin your fvckin’ life.
Do you see the difference? Like, a man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fvck with who you are as a person, on the inside. Women are nonviolent, but they will sh!t inside of your heart.”
Little boys fight each other, Little girls have psychological warfare with each other, or against unsuspecting males. I know this is an old thread, but still.
http://tumblr.austinkleon.com/post/2985093886
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Not your fault? MAYBE you should have exercised better judgment when choosing your impregnator. MAYBE you should have picked a guy who was a little more, you know, family-oriented. Not some bad boy douche bag who had no redeeming qualities other than making your gina tingle.penkitten said:
This thread is a perfect example of why single moms are the scourge of society. First they have kids with guys who have no interest in being fathers. Then they try raise boys without any father figures in their lives and fail miserably (let's face it, women have no clue how to raise boys). Then, these fatherless boys become criminals, delinquents and unmotivated basement dwellers. And then women complain that there are no "real men" left.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
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MAYBE you should have noticed the age of this thread. The last I heard, that kid is now a young adult and doing fine.
This thread is a perfect example of why single moms are the scourge of society.
This thread is a perfect example of how mouth-breathing morons like you have turned a how-to-get girls site into a support group for the no pvssy getting attitudes that brought you here in the first place.
Yeah, being mutilated does nothing to a persons psyche. There are definitely still mentally intact as a human being. :crazy:noobolgy said:
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bible_Belt again."Bible_Belt said:
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I'm sorry, I forgot that this was a site about getting girls. For a second, I thought that it was site about raising kids as a single mom. On the subject of getting girls, how's that pet land whale of yours doing?Bible_Belt said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Bible_Belt
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Speaking of boys and fighting, I would beat the fvck out of you if I ever saw you in person and you said that to my face. And I think you know that, which makes you all that much more pathetic.Bokanovsky said:
Where are you located? What do you weigh? Keep running your b!tch-ass mouth and maybe I can find a promoter to make it all nice and legal.
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Wow, a keyboard jockey internet tough guy. How scary.Bible_Belt said:
backbreaker
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
VikingKing
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Seems on par with internet flamers who would likely not insult anyone in real life. In the real world men know that insulting another mans woman or his female family members, can get a guy hurt fast.Bokanovsky said:
I guess interwebz fills people with a false bit of courage.
VikingKing
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Gaylan, arnt u the internet flamer?Jaylan said:
Says the guy who uses racial slurs and wishes rape upon other forum members. Lol @ the hypocrisy of your post.noobolgy said:
All I know is that guys like you and Bokanovsky would never insult me or BibleBelt to our faces. But I guess certain guys need the internet to let off steam since they dont have the courage to do so in the real world.
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I don't hang out in the ghetto/trailer park, so the chances of me running into you or Bible Belt in real life would be pretty slim. But I'd have no problem saying what I think about you to your face if you expressed the same opinions you express here to me in real life. And you wouldn't do a damn thing about it either...except maybe run to your girl friends for a shoulder to cry on.Jaylan said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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