everywomanshero
Master Don Juan
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I personally think the DJ bootcamp should be transformed into a real bootcamp. Where a drill sarge (no pun) rolls you out of bed at 6 am and makes you eat 3 cans of SPAM if you didn't approach at least 15 chics the night before.
The "sarge" makes you jog around a busy park singing some song about how you have no shame for wanting bootie infront of little old ladies and hot tennis players (females you fag
while you're wearing something totally embaressing.
Next, you go over the playbook for the evenings activities, get your hair restyled, purchase (with the help of someone reasonably fashionable) your peacocking wear, and are shown pictures of Ross Jefferies to assure you that there really are geekier guys trying this stuff.
Finally, you are forced to stay out until 4 am attempting to sarge while some goofy old guy screams out plays to you. O, and by the way, all of this is filmed and posted online for the entire world to see
?
So who wants to sign up first???
The "sarge" makes you jog around a busy park singing some song about how you have no shame for wanting bootie infront of little old ladies and hot tennis players (females you fag
Next, you go over the playbook for the evenings activities, get your hair restyled, purchase (with the help of someone reasonably fashionable) your peacocking wear, and are shown pictures of Ross Jefferies to assure you that there really are geekier guys trying this stuff.
Finally, you are forced to stay out until 4 am attempting to sarge while some goofy old guy screams out plays to you. O, and by the way, all of this is filmed and posted online for the entire world to see
So who wants to sign up first???