Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
This question should be in the high school forum
I'm too old for this.
I'm too old for this.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Boners while making out?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
George Gordon
Banned
Hey man.
Like Jack Sparrow mentioned. Lead her hand to your boner.
You are the man. You set the rules. That means you have to let her know what you want and what you expect. Lead her.
And the sooner you do it, the better. If you wait to let her know it's okay for her to do it, the more awkward or out of character it may seem to her.
First, draw attention to it anyway you can. Let her know you have an erection. Rub it up agaisnt her. Sometimes, I'll stop what I'm doing, look down and look at my crotch curiously. It's funny, and she'll get the point.
Then, take her hand and slowly put it on your boner. Notice what she does. She may start caressing it through your pants. Let her. Then take her hand again, undo your zipper if you have to, and slide her hand down. She'll know what to do.
From what you've said about your relationship, this should be no problem. If you notice she pulls back. Let it go. No problem. Keep making out and try again later in ten minutes.
Once you've done this once or twice, when she notices you have a boner in the future, she'll respond the same way you showed her to.
The thing I love about women is that they LOVE to please their man. After all, they got to keep him. So once you let a woman know you like something, she'll do on her own account.
Take care. Sounds like you're doing fine.
!GG!
Like Jack Sparrow mentioned. Lead her hand to your boner.
You are the man. You set the rules. That means you have to let her know what you want and what you expect. Lead her.
And the sooner you do it, the better. If you wait to let her know it's okay for her to do it, the more awkward or out of character it may seem to her.
First, draw attention to it anyway you can. Let her know you have an erection. Rub it up agaisnt her. Sometimes, I'll stop what I'm doing, look down and look at my crotch curiously. It's funny, and she'll get the point.
Then, take her hand and slowly put it on your boner. Notice what she does. She may start caressing it through your pants. Let her. Then take her hand again, undo your zipper if you have to, and slide her hand down. She'll know what to do.
From what you've said about your relationship, this should be no problem. If you notice she pulls back. Let it go. No problem. Keep making out and try again later in ten minutes.
Once you've done this once or twice, when she notices you have a boner in the future, she'll respond the same way you showed her to.
The thing I love about women is that they LOVE to please their man. After all, they got to keep him. So once you let a woman know you like something, she'll do on her own account.
Take care. Sounds like you're doing fine.
!GG!
Giovanni Casanova
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Boners during making out are a major symptom of d*ck cancer. Almost everyone who gets d*ck cancer gets a boner while making out.
Calling your erection a "boner" is a major symtom of mental retardation, or being twelve years old.
Calling your erection a "boner" is a major symtom of mental retardation, or being twelve years old.
Mr. Delicious
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Until you stood up :crackup:
ShizamDaMan
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Yeah dude, when a girl is ontop of you making out I would hope you get hard. If you enjoy being erect, she will too. Think of the possibilities 
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Touqen
Don Juan
Just be sure to either cut her off or fvck her before blue balls set in.
-- Touqen
-- Touqen
diplomatic_lies
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You'd know what'd be real scary? A boner while shaking a man's hand.
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
AHHHHHHHHHH! RUN! :woo:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
I would hope so
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Lizard-Girl
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ah, dont worry dude >_< the first time i made out with my Bf and even now i can tell that he gets them, even if i am sitting on him. you gust gotta go with it and he seems cool bout it all the time, if anything gust rember your only human like the rest of us
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
haha
Implement visible erection strategy
Implement visible erection strategy
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
karatekid430
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Even if you didn't have a boner, how would she think that you're gay? You're making out with a girl. Its like saying you're straight when you have no boner making out with a guy. Its not correct.
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user43770
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Put her hand on it.
Chickpea105
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In my opinion girls don't really mind when they feel a boner whatever you want to call it majority don't anyways . so if she really likes you i doubt it's gonna get in her way good luck mate
majority don't anyways . so if she really likes you i doubt it's gonna get in her way good luck mate And you joined this forum just resurrect this thread? what are you a thread necromancer?Chickpea105 said:In my opinion girls don't really mind when they feel a boner whatever you want to call it
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.