Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
This question should be in the high school forum
I'm too old for this.
I'm too old for this.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Boners while making out?
- Thread starter mtllcanpssy
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
George Gordon
Banned
Hey man.
Like Jack Sparrow mentioned. Lead her hand to your boner.
You are the man. You set the rules. That means you have to let her know what you want and what you expect. Lead her.
And the sooner you do it, the better. If you wait to let her know it's okay for her to do it, the more awkward or out of character it may seem to her.
First, draw attention to it anyway you can. Let her know you have an erection. Rub it up agaisnt her. Sometimes, I'll stop what I'm doing, look down and look at my crotch curiously. It's funny, and she'll get the point.
Then, take her hand and slowly put it on your boner. Notice what she does. She may start caressing it through your pants. Let her. Then take her hand again, undo your zipper if you have to, and slide her hand down. She'll know what to do.
From what you've said about your relationship, this should be no problem. If you notice she pulls back. Let it go. No problem. Keep making out and try again later in ten minutes.
Once you've done this once or twice, when she notices you have a boner in the future, she'll respond the same way you showed her to.
The thing I love about women is that they LOVE to please their man. After all, they got to keep him. So once you let a woman know you like something, she'll do on her own account.
Take care. Sounds like you're doing fine.
!GG!
Like Jack Sparrow mentioned. Lead her hand to your boner.
You are the man. You set the rules. That means you have to let her know what you want and what you expect. Lead her.
And the sooner you do it, the better. If you wait to let her know it's okay for her to do it, the more awkward or out of character it may seem to her.
First, draw attention to it anyway you can. Let her know you have an erection. Rub it up agaisnt her. Sometimes, I'll stop what I'm doing, look down and look at my crotch curiously. It's funny, and she'll get the point.
Then, take her hand and slowly put it on your boner. Notice what she does. She may start caressing it through your pants. Let her. Then take her hand again, undo your zipper if you have to, and slide her hand down. She'll know what to do.
From what you've said about your relationship, this should be no problem. If you notice she pulls back. Let it go. No problem. Keep making out and try again later in ten minutes.
Once you've done this once or twice, when she notices you have a boner in the future, she'll respond the same way you showed her to.
The thing I love about women is that they LOVE to please their man. After all, they got to keep him. So once you let a woman know you like something, she'll do on her own account.
Take care. Sounds like you're doing fine.
!GG!
Giovanni Casanova
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Boners during making out are a major symptom of d*ck cancer. Almost everyone who gets d*ck cancer gets a boner while making out.
Calling your erection a "boner" is a major symtom of mental retardation, or being twelve years old.
Calling your erection a "boner" is a major symtom of mental retardation, or being twelve years old.
Mr. Delicious
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Until you stood up :crackup:
ShizamDaMan
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Yeah dude, when a girl is ontop of you making out I would hope you get hard. If you enjoy being erect, she will too. Think of the possibilities 
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Touqen
Don Juan
Just be sure to either cut her off or fvck her before blue balls set in.
-- Touqen
-- Touqen
diplomatic_lies
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You'd know what'd be real scary? A boner while shaking a man's hand.
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
AHHHHHHHHHH! RUN! :woo:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
I would hope so
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Lizard-Girl
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ah, dont worry dude >_< the first time i made out with my Bf and even now i can tell that he gets them, even if i am sitting on him. you gust gotta go with it and he seems cool bout it all the time, if anything gust rember your only human like the rest of us
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
haha
Implement visible erection strategy
Implement visible erection strategy
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
karatekid430
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Even if you didn't have a boner, how would she think that you're gay? You're making out with a girl. Its like saying you're straight when you have no boner making out with a guy. Its not correct.
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user43770
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Put her hand on it.
Chickpea105
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In my opinion girls don't really mind when they feel a boner whatever you want to call it majority don't anyways . so if she really likes you i doubt it's gonna get in her way good luck mate
majority don't anyways . so if she really likes you i doubt it's gonna get in her way good luck mate And you joined this forum just resurrect this thread? what are you a thread necromancer?Chickpea105 said:In my opinion girls don't really mind when they feel a boner whatever you want to call it
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.