Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
This question should be in the high school forum
I'm too old for this.
I'm too old for this.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Boners while making out?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
George Gordon
Banned
Hey man.
Like Jack Sparrow mentioned. Lead her hand to your boner.
You are the man. You set the rules. That means you have to let her know what you want and what you expect. Lead her.
And the sooner you do it, the better. If you wait to let her know it's okay for her to do it, the more awkward or out of character it may seem to her.
First, draw attention to it anyway you can. Let her know you have an erection. Rub it up agaisnt her. Sometimes, I'll stop what I'm doing, look down and look at my crotch curiously. It's funny, and she'll get the point.
Then, take her hand and slowly put it on your boner. Notice what she does. She may start caressing it through your pants. Let her. Then take her hand again, undo your zipper if you have to, and slide her hand down. She'll know what to do.
From what you've said about your relationship, this should be no problem. If you notice she pulls back. Let it go. No problem. Keep making out and try again later in ten minutes.
Once you've done this once or twice, when she notices you have a boner in the future, she'll respond the same way you showed her to.
The thing I love about women is that they LOVE to please their man. After all, they got to keep him. So once you let a woman know you like something, she'll do on her own account.
Take care. Sounds like you're doing fine.
!GG!
Like Jack Sparrow mentioned. Lead her hand to your boner.
You are the man. You set the rules. That means you have to let her know what you want and what you expect. Lead her.
And the sooner you do it, the better. If you wait to let her know it's okay for her to do it, the more awkward or out of character it may seem to her.
First, draw attention to it anyway you can. Let her know you have an erection. Rub it up agaisnt her. Sometimes, I'll stop what I'm doing, look down and look at my crotch curiously. It's funny, and she'll get the point.
Then, take her hand and slowly put it on your boner. Notice what she does. She may start caressing it through your pants. Let her. Then take her hand again, undo your zipper if you have to, and slide her hand down. She'll know what to do.
From what you've said about your relationship, this should be no problem. If you notice she pulls back. Let it go. No problem. Keep making out and try again later in ten minutes.
Once you've done this once or twice, when she notices you have a boner in the future, she'll respond the same way you showed her to.
The thing I love about women is that they LOVE to please their man. After all, they got to keep him. So once you let a woman know you like something, she'll do on her own account.
Take care. Sounds like you're doing fine.
!GG!
Giovanni Casanova
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Boners during making out are a major symptom of d*ck cancer. Almost everyone who gets d*ck cancer gets a boner while making out.
Calling your erection a "boner" is a major symtom of mental retardation, or being twelve years old.
Calling your erection a "boner" is a major symtom of mental retardation, or being twelve years old.
Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
Until you stood up :crackup:
ShizamDaMan
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Yeah dude, when a girl is ontop of you making out I would hope you get hard. If you enjoy being erect, she will too. Think of the possibilities 
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Touqen
Don Juan
Just be sure to either cut her off or fvck her before blue balls set in.
-- Touqen
-- Touqen
diplomatic_lies
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You'd know what'd be real scary? A boner while shaking a man's hand.
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
AHHHHHHHHHH! RUN! :woo:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
I would hope so
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Lizard-Girl
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ah, dont worry dude >_< the first time i made out with my Bf and even now i can tell that he gets them, even if i am sitting on him. you gust gotta go with it and he seems cool bout it all the time, if anything gust rember your only human like the rest of us
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
haha
Implement visible erection strategy
Implement visible erection strategy
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
karatekid430
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Even if you didn't have a boner, how would she think that you're gay? You're making out with a girl. Its like saying you're straight when you have no boner making out with a guy. Its not correct.
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user43770
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Put her hand on it.
Chickpea105
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In my opinion girls don't really mind when they feel a boner whatever you want to call it majority don't anyways . so if she really likes you i doubt it's gonna get in her way good luck mate
majority don't anyways . so if she really likes you i doubt it's gonna get in her way good luck mate And you joined this forum just resurrect this thread? what are you a thread necromancer?Chickpea105 said:In my opinion girls don't really mind when they feel a boner whatever you want to call it
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.