picard
Master Don Juan
Is there difference between regular soap vs. body wash liquid? Does bodywash cleand body better because it doesn't leave calcium like soap?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
body wash liquid vs soap in cleaniness?
- Thread starter picard
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
brucevangeorge
Banned
You should try dish detergent. It works wonders!picard said:
picard
Master Don Juan
yeah, what about calgon dish detergent? 
Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
Dish detergent is too harsh. You will damage your skin, possibly leaving yourself open to premature aging skin or cancer.
Irish Spring soap is the best. I use nothing else.
Irish Spring soap is the best. I use nothing else.
brucevangeorge
Banned
That was a joke.Marlimus said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
speedo_meme
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Try Clorox Bleach
brucevangeorge
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Borax Acid.speedo_meme said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Bar soap is better, it has little scent and won't mix with your colonge which is required if you want to smell good for the whole day. It's also cheaper and all those bodywash smell the same = BORING.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
liquid and bar soap do the same trick.
liquid is more convenient and bar soap is cheaper.
some people are allergic to different kinds of soaps.
if you use liquid with one of those puffy things, it will help with dry skin because that puffy thing with flake the old dry stuff off better than a washcloth.
liquid is more convenient and bar soap is cheaper.
some people are allergic to different kinds of soaps.
if you use liquid with one of those puffy things, it will help with dry skin because that puffy thing with flake the old dry stuff off better than a washcloth.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
picard
Master Don Juan
liquid bodywash seem expensive. are the companies fleecing us?