So there's this girl... we're not exactly 'together', but today's her birthday and she's pretty into me and I like her. We just haven't hooked up yet or anything. So, I usually wouldn't get a present for a girl or anything, but should I get her something or no? Like maybe a CD or something small... Good or bad idea?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
birthday present
- Thread starter eko
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
get her massage oil, and tell her you've been taking lessons...THERE!! two birds with one stone...or rather a pair of balls lol 
blackbelt2k
Senior Don Juan
acutally i thought of a better one... go get a business card printed for a free 30 minute massage...make it look legit... give it her... on the card put your cell number... that way, when she calls, you'll come over and surprise her