"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bill Maher on Feminism (Youtube)

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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great find! bill maher often annoys me, but i give him props, he's his own man.

and as per the video you just posted, excellent commentary by bill. he's got the alpha DJ attitude if you ask me.

he's totally unplugged from the matrix.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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great clip as well.

im amazed bill maher isn't a raging alcoholic given that he sees reality for what it is and is surrounded by people who are idiots on a regular basis.
 

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Re:

DJDamage said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw9Q6GTEPYw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-IyOpESeE

Sommers (who is ironiclly also an old school feminist) and Bill Mahr are mostly spot on. While Michael Moore is such a big AFC vagina and Sandra Berhard is a lesbian who thinks women are superior to men.
DJDamge,

For he most part, I'm not a fan at all of Bill Maher, but he does make some valid points.....but listening to the others was down right painful.......really painful.
 

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Dude is genius.
I loved the cat metaphor, Phucking A! :wave:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Michael Moore really is a huge pvssy...and I've never even seen a doc of his! I agree entirely with Maher
 
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