"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bill Maher on Feminism (Youtube)

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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great find! bill maher often annoys me, but i give him props, he's his own man.

and as per the video you just posted, excellent commentary by bill. he's got the alpha DJ attitude if you ask me.

he's totally unplugged from the matrix.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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great clip as well.

im amazed bill maher isn't a raging alcoholic given that he sees reality for what it is and is surrounded by people who are idiots on a regular basis.
 

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Re:

DJDamage said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw9Q6GTEPYw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-IyOpESeE

Sommers (who is ironiclly also an old school feminist) and Bill Mahr are mostly spot on. While Michael Moore is such a big AFC vagina and Sandra Berhard is a lesbian who thinks women are superior to men.
DJDamge,

For he most part, I'm not a fan at all of Bill Maher, but he does make some valid points.....but listening to the others was down right painful.......really painful.
 

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Dude is genius.
I loved the cat metaphor, Phucking A! :wave:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Michael Moore really is a huge pvssy...and I've never even seen a doc of his! I agree entirely with Maher
 
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