"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bill Burr Legendary SNL Monologue

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That was golden and he is one of the few that has balls along with other great's like Chappelle and Minaj.

Chappelle is one of the few that can still use the N word without any recourse.

Hasan Minhaj speaking to a white house correspondents dinner in 2017 took balls too.
 

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You can tell that Bill Burr totally understands women and doesn't fall for any of their crapp.
And kudo's to his black wife. It seems like she gets it and isn't overly sensitive on these topics. I mean he's gotta have strong frame too, to be married to a black woman. :up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I was reading some forums and there are people losing their mind over that monologue. That is was offensive and wasn't woke.
It kind of made me laugh because SNL is always 100% slanted toward a certain political direction, and everyone is just fine with it. But bring in Bill Burr who isn't PC enough I guess and they throw a fit.
 

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And kudo's to his black wife. It seems like she gets it and isn't overly sensitive on these topics. I mean he's gotta have strong frame too, to be married to a black woman. :up:
Burr has frame, and you can tell he is red pill by nature, but he does have a simpy side to him. He's always questioning himself like he's the problem because he's thinking red pill thoughts. Also, he NEVER makes fun of the black race in a derogatory way, he never crosses the line.......he beats around the edge of it, but he's always supportive of that type of 'wokeness'. He was very supportive of Colin Kapernick. He also bags on the white race in a 'woke' way, he'll certainly let the wokes makes their points. I would imagine this is mainly due to his wife.
 

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Burr has frame, and you can tell he is red pill by nature, but he does have a simpy side to him. He's always questioning himself like he's the problem because he's thinking red pill thoughts. Also, he NEVER makes fun of the black race in a derogatory way, he never crosses the line.......he beats around the edge of it, but he's always supportive of that type of 'wokeness'. He was very supportive of Colin Kapernick. He also bags on the white race in a 'woke' way, he'll certainly let the wokes makes their points. I would imagine this is mainly due to his wife.
I agree.
Here's a very interesting analysis of his frame. This guy got it right in all aspects in observing the situation.

 
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