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Oh man, he told it perfect
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Bill Burr Legendary SNL Monologue
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
That was golden and he is one of the few that has balls along with other great's like Chappelle and Minaj.
Chappelle is one of the few that can still use the N word without any recourse.
Hasan Minhaj speaking to a white house correspondents dinner in 2017 took balls too.
Chappelle is one of the few that can still use the N word without any recourse.
Hasan Minhaj speaking to a white house correspondents dinner in 2017 took balls too.
And kudo's to his black wife. It seems like she gets it and isn't overly sensitive on these topics. I mean he's gotta have strong frame too, to be married to a black woman.
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Yeah, I think she's pretty tough but he's tougher. It also helps that he can see the funny side of things.And kudo's to his black wife. It seems like she gets it and isn't overly sensitive on these topics. I mean he's gotta have strong frame too, to be married to a black woman.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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I was reading some forums and there are people losing their mind over that monologue. That is was offensive and wasn't woke.
It kind of made me laugh because SNL is always 100% slanted toward a certain political direction, and everyone is just fine with it. But bring in Bill Burr who isn't PC enough I guess and they throw a fit.
It kind of made me laugh because SNL is always 100% slanted toward a certain political direction, and everyone is just fine with it. But bring in Bill Burr who isn't PC enough I guess and they throw a fit.
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Burr has frame, and you can tell he is red pill by nature, but he does have a simpy side to him. He's always questioning himself like he's the problem because he's thinking red pill thoughts. Also, he NEVER makes fun of the black race in a derogatory way, he never crosses the line.......he beats around the edge of it, but he's always supportive of that type of 'wokeness'. He was very supportive of Colin Kapernick. He also bags on the white race in a 'woke' way, he'll certainly let the wokes makes their points. I would imagine this is mainly due to his wife.And kudo's to his black wife. It seems like she gets it and isn't overly sensitive on these topics. I mean he's gotta have strong frame too, to be married to a black woman.
I agree.
Here's a very interesting analysis of his frame. This guy got it right in all aspects in observing the situation.