"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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biggest AFC - averaged 8 texts and 3 calls per hour

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So, my female friend and went out to the bar. She was very drunk and gave out her number at the bar. She regretted it the next day.

She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.

Biggest AFC ever?

To new DJs, don't do this EVER.

- comic_relief
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Only from one dude !?!?! The thirst is real, please give this man some Gatorade !
 
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comic_relief said:
So, my female friend and went out to the bar. She was very drunk and gave out her number at the bar. She regretted it the next day.

She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.

Biggest AFC ever?

To new DJs, don't do this EVER.

- comic_relief
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I'm sure she liked it, that's why women go out to clubs and bars, they give their numbers out to thirsty men to later brag about how much attention they get.

MOST MEN don't do this shyt because for one, who has time for it?
 
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comic_relief said:
She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.
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Wow. He went full AFCtard... any chance you can post the text messages here, could be hilarious.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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THIS is why you don't "text game" girls. If you're going to text a girl you want to get with keep it to the bare bones minimum if you have to text her at all.
 
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the texts were along the lines of "hey, it's Z! I wanted to know if you were available tomorrow to get in touch."

They then went later on to "Why aren't you answering my text messages!"

- comic_relief
 
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comic_relief said:
the texts were along the lines of "hey, it's Z! I wanted to know if you were available tomorrow to get in touch."

They then went later on to "Why aren't you answering my text messages!"

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The guy must literally be retarded. I can't really even imagine how else that is possible.
 
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