"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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biggest AFC - averaged 8 texts and 3 calls per hour

comic_relief

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So, my female friend and went out to the bar. She was very drunk and gave out her number at the bar. She regretted it the next day.

She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.

Biggest AFC ever?

To new DJs, don't do this EVER.

- comic_relief
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Only from one dude !?!?! The thirst is real, please give this man some Gatorade !
 

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comic_relief said:
So, my female friend and went out to the bar. She was very drunk and gave out her number at the bar. She regretted it the next day.

She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.

Biggest AFC ever?

To new DJs, don't do this EVER.

- comic_relief
I'm sure she liked it, that's why women go out to clubs and bars, they give their numbers out to thirsty men to later brag about how much attention they get.

MOST MEN don't do this shyt because for one, who has time for it?
 

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comic_relief said:
She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.
Wow. He went full AFCtard... any chance you can post the text messages here, could be hilarious.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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THIS is why you don't "text game" girls. If you're going to text a girl you want to get with keep it to the bare bones minimum if you have to text her at all.
 

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the texts were along the lines of "hey, it's Z! I wanted to know if you were available tomorrow to get in touch."

They then went later on to "Why aren't you answering my text messages!"

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Yewki

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comic_relief said:
the texts were along the lines of "hey, it's Z! I wanted to know if you were available tomorrow to get in touch."

They then went later on to "Why aren't you answering my text messages!"

- comic_relief
The guy must literally be retarded. I can't really even imagine how else that is possible.
 
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