"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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biggest AFC - averaged 8 texts and 3 calls per hour

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So, my female friend and went out to the bar. She was very drunk and gave out her number at the bar. She regretted it the next day.

She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.

Biggest AFC ever?

To new DJs, don't do this EVER.

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Only from one dude !?!?! The thirst is real, please give this man some Gatorade !
 
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comic_relief said:
So, my female friend and went out to the bar. She was very drunk and gave out her number at the bar. She regretted it the next day.

She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.

Biggest AFC ever?

To new DJs, don't do this EVER.

- comic_relief
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I'm sure she liked it, that's why women go out to clubs and bars, they give their numbers out to thirsty men to later brag about how much attention they get.

MOST MEN don't do this shyt because for one, who has time for it?
 
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comic_relief said:
She woke up to 26 text messages and 15 missed calls in six hours. I normally would call bull****, but I saw them.
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Wow. He went full AFCtard... any chance you can post the text messages here, could be hilarious.
 

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THIS is why you don't "text game" girls. If you're going to text a girl you want to get with keep it to the bare bones minimum if you have to text her at all.
 
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the texts were along the lines of "hey, it's Z! I wanted to know if you were available tomorrow to get in touch."

They then went later on to "Why aren't you answering my text messages!"

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comic_relief said:
the texts were along the lines of "hey, it's Z! I wanted to know if you were available tomorrow to get in touch."

They then went later on to "Why aren't you answering my text messages!"

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The guy must literally be retarded. I can't really even imagine how else that is possible.
 
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