"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I need some other opinions. i was dating a girl for two months and we never had sex. she gave me a lot of oral and i never did to her. i ever just fingered her. but we were getting ready to have sex for the first time when she told me the reason we were waiting was because she had herpes what should i do.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well I'm assuming it's not oral herpes...:eek:

Unless you're like, SERIOUS with this girl, I suggest you LJBF her and look elsewhere. And get yourself tested, too. Who knows what you touched after you fingered her.

If for some reason you decide to stay with her, and I can't really think of a reason why you should but maybe you have one, do NOT touch her cooter again until you are SURE you will never want to have sex with another woman again. Even with no outbreak, that stuff can still be spread. It's not fatal like the other STDs, but it's still nasty stuff.
 

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id leave her. horrible thing to say i guess, but i wouldn't want to get herpes.

lesson to all guys out there - be careful who you stick your willy wanka in.
 

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oh ya, do a google image search on herpes.

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peateargriff1n11 said:
I need some other opinions. i was dating a girl for two months and we never had sex. she gave me a lot of oral and i never did to her. i ever just fingered her. but we were getting ready to have sex for the first time when she told me the reason we were waiting was because she had herpes what should i do.
what should you do? guess that depends on how much you like her. if you're planning on marrying this girl then risking the herpes might be worth it... but she'd have to be one HELL of a phenominal woman.

other than that, dump her.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"was dating".

Sounds like you already made up your mind. Unless you don't like sex, move on.
 
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