"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey, what the hell can I do about big ears?! Im a big person, I wegh about 235 and I just turned 17. Im more stocky (or so Im told) than obese. Could be just the clothes I wear but neways, back to the ears...... Can the big ears I have be cause by me being overweight? Im also planning on doing some heavy exercise to burn fat over the next couple of months to get myself back in shape. My question is, will my ears shrink if I lose weight? If they dont, what the hell can I do about my satellite dishes? My ears are already big even when I am overweight, I cant imagine when I lose weight and my face gets skinnier how much they will pop out!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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FVCK!!!! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!

j/k. Is it really much of a big deal when it comes to hollerin at girls?
 
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grow your hair out dude, i've got big ears, don't stop me from getting girls

you can even have your hair short, just not too military...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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dont do anything about it, and when someone makes a comment about them just say "all the better to hear you with" and then wink

mind you there is surgery you can get which pins back ears
 
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if you have "dumbo" type ears, there is a plastic surgery procedure that you can have done where they are "pinned back" against your head, so it looks more normal.

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Originally posted by DIESEL
if you have "dumbo" type ears, there is a plastic surgery procedure that you can have done where they are "pinned back" against your head, so it looks more normal.

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Yeah, I had that in second grade. They still look kinda big, but they are better then before...
 
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Yeah, I had that in second grade. They still look kinda big, but they are better then before
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Crazykid lets see some before and after pictures.:D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"You're lookin like a taxi comin' down the street with both doors open" -The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.


Dude, unless small children flee at the sight of you, you'll be fine. It's less about looks, and more about CONFIDENCE.
 
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Originally posted by Mr. Latte

Dude, unless small children flee at the sight of you, you'll be fine. It's less about looks, and more about CONFIDENCE.
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that's in theory, in reality, we all go for looks, we see a nice chick, we go "hm... is that a 9 or 8..." not "wow, nice personality" :) especially first impression I meant
 
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Originally posted by Kalen
Crazykid lets see some before and after pictures.:D
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Ok, can you loan me $100 for a scanner?
 
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