"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey, what the hell can I do about big ears?! Im a big person, I wegh about 235 and I just turned 17. Im more stocky (or so Im told) than obese. Could be just the clothes I wear but neways, back to the ears...... Can the big ears I have be cause by me being overweight? Im also planning on doing some heavy exercise to burn fat over the next couple of months to get myself back in shape. My question is, will my ears shrink if I lose weight? If they dont, what the hell can I do about my satellite dishes? My ears are already big even when I am overweight, I cant imagine when I lose weight and my face gets skinnier how much they will pop out!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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FVCK!!!! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!

j/k. Is it really much of a big deal when it comes to hollerin at girls?
 
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grow your hair out dude, i've got big ears, don't stop me from getting girls

you can even have your hair short, just not too military...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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dont do anything about it, and when someone makes a comment about them just say "all the better to hear you with" and then wink

mind you there is surgery you can get which pins back ears
 
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if you have "dumbo" type ears, there is a plastic surgery procedure that you can have done where they are "pinned back" against your head, so it looks more normal.

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Originally posted by DIESEL
if you have "dumbo" type ears, there is a plastic surgery procedure that you can have done where they are "pinned back" against your head, so it looks more normal.

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Yeah, I had that in second grade. They still look kinda big, but they are better then before...
 
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Yeah, I had that in second grade. They still look kinda big, but they are better then before
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Crazykid lets see some before and after pictures.:D
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"You're lookin like a taxi comin' down the street with both doors open" -The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.


Dude, unless small children flee at the sight of you, you'll be fine. It's less about looks, and more about CONFIDENCE.
 
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Originally posted by Mr. Latte

Dude, unless small children flee at the sight of you, you'll be fine. It's less about looks, and more about CONFIDENCE.
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that's in theory, in reality, we all go for looks, we see a nice chick, we go "hm... is that a 9 or 8..." not "wow, nice personality" :) especially first impression I meant
 
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Originally posted by Kalen
Crazykid lets see some before and after pictures.:D
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Ok, can you loan me $100 for a scanner?
 
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