"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey, what the hell can I do about big ears?! Im a big person, I wegh about 235 and I just turned 17. Im more stocky (or so Im told) than obese. Could be just the clothes I wear but neways, back to the ears...... Can the big ears I have be cause by me being overweight? Im also planning on doing some heavy exercise to burn fat over the next couple of months to get myself back in shape. My question is, will my ears shrink if I lose weight? If they dont, what the hell can I do about my satellite dishes? My ears are already big even when I am overweight, I cant imagine when I lose weight and my face gets skinnier how much they will pop out!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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FVCK!!!! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!

j/k. Is it really much of a big deal when it comes to hollerin at girls?
 
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grow your hair out dude, i've got big ears, don't stop me from getting girls

you can even have your hair short, just not too military...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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dont do anything about it, and when someone makes a comment about them just say "all the better to hear you with" and then wink

mind you there is surgery you can get which pins back ears
 
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if you have "dumbo" type ears, there is a plastic surgery procedure that you can have done where they are "pinned back" against your head, so it looks more normal.

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Originally posted by DIESEL
if you have "dumbo" type ears, there is a plastic surgery procedure that you can have done where they are "pinned back" against your head, so it looks more normal.

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Yeah, I had that in second grade. They still look kinda big, but they are better then before...
 
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Yeah, I had that in second grade. They still look kinda big, but they are better then before
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Crazykid lets see some before and after pictures.:D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"You're lookin like a taxi comin' down the street with both doors open" -The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.


Dude, unless small children flee at the sight of you, you'll be fine. It's less about looks, and more about CONFIDENCE.
 
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Originally posted by Mr. Latte

Dude, unless small children flee at the sight of you, you'll be fine. It's less about looks, and more about CONFIDENCE.
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that's in theory, in reality, we all go for looks, we see a nice chick, we go "hm... is that a 9 or 8..." not "wow, nice personality" :) especially first impression I meant
 
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Originally posted by Kalen
Crazykid lets see some before and after pictures.:D
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Ok, can you loan me $100 for a scanner?
 
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