"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BadBoy89

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Finding it harder now 2 years later and seems like the actual quality looking girls want a "date" or whatever first
Those bitches. Don't they know who you are? They should be honored you are given them the opportunity to have sex with you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well thank you someone with actual advice
The regulars are giving you actual advice and you're too proud and pig headed to realize it Mr. 10 posts. Stop throwing stones and trying to flex. You aren't impressing anybody and is usually indicative of someone asking the same thing every few months with slightly different wording and refusing to change or try what they're saying. We see it constantly around here.
 

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There's an old section of the forum that still exists, but it requires a special password.

In that, there are plenty of field reports from guys who have found the easy secret to getting laid with hot women.

The reason it was made secret was that the owners had ethical issues with such powerful secrets getting into the hands of dudes without much experience.

But rest assured, OP, there are ways to have easy sex with young gorgeous girls without needing to put in much effort.

Keep looking for that magic formula and stumble across it eventually.

You're on the right track.
 

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If it’s too easy anybody can and has done it. The thrill of the chase is fun

is it more satisfying to get something easily in the end or something more rare that you had to work for
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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