oooo.... you are supposed to be a married woman...(but i like the way you are talking like a dirty little cow)penkitten said:suck dry
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
oooo.... you are supposed to be a married woman...(but i like the way you are talking like a dirty little cow)penkitten said:suck dry
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
aliasguy said:(PrinceBeavis is so SWEET. Couldn't you just eat him up? What a LOVELY man!!!)
Ohhhh PuLEASE get that strap-on in me and Just get dirty! Take me like the b*tch I am!
Francisco d'Anconia said:Turn over and go to sleep when it's over. Cuddling is alright but it's always the guy's arm that goes to sleep. Just turn over, please....
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
personal preference;ladym said:I want to perfect my technique...and yes I'm female...
What can I do to make myself the goddess I so wish to be? Any tips?
Thanks in anticipation of any replies, XxX
if your doing this, make sure your going up and down, not back and forthLeporello said:Ride him good and hard.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.