oooo.... you are supposed to be a married woman...(but i like the way you are talking like a dirty little cow)penkitten said:suck dry
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
oooo.... you are supposed to be a married woman...(but i like the way you are talking like a dirty little cow)penkitten said:suck dry
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
aliasguy said:(PrinceBeavis is so SWEET. Couldn't you just eat him up? What a LOVELY man!!!)
Ohhhh PuLEASE get that strap-on in me and Just get dirty! Take me like the b*tch I am!
Francisco d'Anconia said:Turn over and go to sleep when it's over. Cuddling is alright but it's always the guy's arm that goes to sleep. Just turn over, please....
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
personal preference;ladym said:I want to perfect my technique...and yes I'm female...
What can I do to make myself the goddess I so wish to be? Any tips?
Thanks in anticipation of any replies, XxX
if your doing this, make sure your going up and down, not back and forthLeporello said:Ride him good and hard.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.