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[SupaDupa]

txt message I get quite often from grils I talk to since I'm a ups driver ...."I just got hit on by a ups guy"

What are some goood responses ? I usualy just say"u sure it wasn't the other way around"

Btw why do they feel the need to tell me that?

 

[horaholic]

"I will deliver you a bigger, better package."

Or turn it around as if they also work there. I always do this. I keep saying "you work at ups. Its ok. Dont be embarrassed. Blah,blah blah, " until they finally get pissed and and say "I dont fvcking work at UPS!" Then I say "Then why have you been checking out my package?" or "you look like you want to handle my package," or something stupid like that. It gets a laugh usually. It backfired once, cuz the chick was a humorless bytch though.

 

[Hughman]

"I will deliver you a bigger, better package."

Or turn it around as if they also work there. I always do this. I keep saying "you work at ups. Its ok. Dont be embarrassed. Blah,blah blah, " until they finally get pissed and and say "I dont fvcking work at UPS!" Then I say "Then why have you been checking out my package?" or "you look like you want to handle my package," or something stupid like that. It gets a laugh usually. It backfired once, cuz the chick was a humorless bytch though.

Not a backfire at all. You found out early that she couldn't take a joke. Better now rather than later.