"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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txt message I get quite often from grils I talk to since I'm a ups driver ...."I just got hit on by a ups guy"

What are some goood responses ? I usualy just say"u sure it wasn't the other way around"

Btw why do they feel the need to tell me that?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"I will deliver you a bigger, better package."

Or turn it around as if they also work there. I always do this. I keep saying "you work at ups. Its ok. Dont be embarrassed. Blah,blah blah, " until they finally get pissed and and say "I dont fvcking work at UPS!" Then I say "Then why have you been checking out my package?" or "you look like you want to handle my package," or something stupid like that. It gets a laugh usually. It backfired once, cuz the chick was a humorless bytch though.
 
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horaholic said:
"I will deliver you a bigger, better package."

Or turn it around as if they also work there. I always do this. I keep saying "you work at ups. Its ok. Dont be embarrassed. Blah,blah blah, " until they finally get pissed and and say "I dont fvcking work at UPS!" Then I say "Then why have you been checking out my package?" or "you look like you want to handle my package," or something stupid like that. It gets a laugh usually. It backfired once, cuz the chick was a humorless bytch though.
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Not a backfire at all. You found out early that she couldn't take a joke. Better now rather than later.
 
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