"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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txt message I get quite often from grils I talk to since I'm a ups driver ...."I just got hit on by a ups guy"

What are some goood responses ? I usualy just say"u sure it wasn't the other way around"

Btw why do they feel the need to tell me that?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"I will deliver you a bigger, better package."

Or turn it around as if they also work there. I always do this. I keep saying "you work at ups. Its ok. Dont be embarrassed. Blah,blah blah, " until they finally get pissed and and say "I dont fvcking work at UPS!" Then I say "Then why have you been checking out my package?" or "you look like you want to handle my package," or something stupid like that. It gets a laugh usually. It backfired once, cuz the chick was a humorless bytch though.
 
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horaholic said:
"I will deliver you a bigger, better package."

Or turn it around as if they also work there. I always do this. I keep saying "you work at ups. Its ok. Dont be embarrassed. Blah,blah blah, " until they finally get pissed and and say "I dont fvcking work at UPS!" Then I say "Then why have you been checking out my package?" or "you look like you want to handle my package," or something stupid like that. It gets a laugh usually. It backfired once, cuz the chick was a humorless bytch though.
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Not a backfire at all. You found out early that she couldn't take a joke. Better now rather than later.
 
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