"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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best places for a date!

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I need ideas on the absolute best dating places- and please tell stories behind them if there are any! I'm anxious to see results of the places you mention and how they effected everything leading up to where you say goodnight or say goodmorning (if you know what I mean). One of the things I'm worst at is original ideas for places to go on a date, and I need some excitement besides going back to my place after a party or playing pool. Hope to see lots of posts!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If the girl is into you and you are into her, the place shouldnt matter too much. Otherwise do a search on here, there are tons of threads about this topic.
 

Paid Laid & Made

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PF Chang's is always my top choice.
 

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well... I know somebody who was nervous with a girl on the first date... he took her to the movies on the first date, they kissed and now they are having their 7th month anniversary
 

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I havn't tried it yet, but I will if all goes well, but my suggestion is getting loaded then going to play glow-in-the-dark mini put.

I'm asking out a girl who enjoys fermented beverages, and after putting a few back, glow in the dark mini put would be sensory overload.

Also, you get to hold a hook shapped stick (putter) which can be used for certain innuendous foreplay. And as a possibilty, you can take bets on holes in one, and whatnot, and continue to up the stakes.

Also works if weed is your thing.

I'll let you guys know how it works (assuming I get the date) expect me to post here in a week.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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