"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Best news I've heard in awhile
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
NYKfan0303
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Hahahaha!
Upside
Senior Don Juan
Well deserved. Instead of going to jail that guy deserves a medal.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Ohhhh! I thought it was PARIS Hilton that got punched till I clicked the link. I don't like either one of them, so it's still good news!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Upside
Senior Don Juan
He made a video talking about what happened and it is pathetic. The guy really needs to grow up.
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
Normally I don't like wishing violence on people. But in this case, all I can say is, good.
The guy is a huge douche that makes a living primarily by violating people's privacy and getting in their faces.
I don't even know why society supports people like this by consuming their crap, but that's a different matter.
It's about time somebody decided his in your face attitude was a bit too much.
The guy is a huge douche that makes a living primarily by violating people's privacy and getting in their faces.
I don't even know why society supports people like this by consuming their crap, but that's a different matter.
It's about time somebody decided his in your face attitude was a bit too much.
The thing with PH is that he thrives on getting attention from the media and the more controversial/annoying he gets, the more people pay attention to him and the more famous he gets. That punch to the face was the best thing that has ever happened to him besides judging Ms America pagent.
Just like treating an attention wh0re, its better to ignore his whiney ass and hope he disappears for good.
Just like treating an attention wh0re, its better to ignore his whiney ass and hope he disappears for good.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
I don't have anything against the guy but gay or not, if you're not a man, don't talk sh*t about people and not be ready to fight. Being "Fab" is no excuse to stop going to the gym when you're high profile.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Killer_Demo
Don Juan
about time that flamer cry-baby got beat up
CTApprentice
Don Juan
I don't agree with violence, but Perez had it coming. That was just a punk move to whine about it on twitter though.
Well, I read about it in several news sources and I think it's just a PR gag. I can't imagine that the Black Eyed Pea guy and the bodyguards really hit him. He probably had it coming but if they injured him, the should be punished according to the law. All in all, just another welcome story for the boulevard press.