BGMan
Master Don Juan
Oxide is right. A wh0rehouse would be better use for your money.
Geezzzz....
BGMan
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Best Lap Dance Of My Life
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Geezzzz....
BGMan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nightwing
Master Don Juan
AMEN BROTHER!!!!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Training ground
Posted by Nightwing:
Posted by Nightwing:
Yes, definitely. It's great practice for "reversing the game." That and working on one's physical flirting chops: these gals will often be very "touchy-feely" to try to get you into the VIP room. The two actually go together. It's fun to see 'em get all hot and bothered.
LuvMyArmyMan
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EXCUSE ME????? Says who strippers are sex-crazed? Says who they aren't nice girls? Just because they take their clothes off for money for creepy guys does NOT mean they're not nice girls and that does NOT mean they're sex-crazed! I was friends with a girl who was a stripper my freshman year in college....and she was one of the nicest girls i knew....and she never brought any guys back to the dorm and had sex with them. In fact, she believed in monogamy and thought that the men that went to the club she worked at were sleazy and she said she wouldnt touch them with a twenty-foot pole if she wasnt getting such good tips! For strippers, its a JOB. They dont aspire to become strippers. Its purely for the money. Some might enjoy it, but dont call them sex-crazed or bad girls for it.
Guys like you disgust me. You put a bad name on men everywhere with that attitude towards women.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Best Lap Dance Of My Life
Guys, I apologize for even reminding her of this forum again. I will do my best to avoid that next time.
Guys, I apologize for even reminding her of this forum again. I will do my best to avoid that next time.
LuvMyArmyMan
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yeah yeah, whatever.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Touchy touchy...
Damn, Luv... you're back here for like five minutes and already starting another fight! Chill out, babe.
By the way, hows your army man doing these days?
Damn, Luv... you're back here for like five minutes and already starting another fight! Chill out, babe.
By the way, hows your army man doing these days?
Soma
Banned
You're paying for it. That's just one of the MANY problems.
Another problem is that you really may just be kinda stupid. But don't feel bad. You're in good company with Luvmyarmyman.
Another problem is that you really may just be kinda stupid. But don't feel bad. You're in good company with Luvmyarmyman.
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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Nothing.
I've been brought up to be a goody two-shoes all my life. I absolutely get off at the idea of dating strippers and sluts. I have friends like that too, ones who feel in their minds that they ought to find some nice mild woman to make a good wife and be there for them, but in their HEART they long for a little insanity to compliment their overly-sane and pensive lifestyles.
Besides, these girls have learned to master their feminine charms. They're professionals. If you've got balls at all, they can turn you on.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Re: Touchy touchy...
I get the feeling she won't be posting here for awhile but he's fine. He's recently been sent to Kosovo for over a year.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
LuvMyArmyMan
Master Don Juan
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Hi Spike! Metal dragged me back in. I haven't been TOO *****y. Besides, it was all PMS. Lame excuse, but i can use it since i'm female.
Correction: the BF isnt in Kosovo YET. he's in washington state training to go to kosovo in march. Coming home for Christmas....Woot woot! He's good though, thanks for asking!
How are you these days?
Correction: the BF isnt in Kosovo YET. he's in washington state training to go to kosovo in march. Coming home for Christmas....Woot woot! He's good though, thanks for asking!
How are you these days?
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Best Lap Dance Of My Life
Its a job eh? Fine then whats your price.
I make my money, I don't let the money make me. The money made your friend a stripper ho.
We disgust you, any girl who strips for money gots some problems.
Its a job eh? Fine then whats your price.
I make my money, I don't let the money make me. The money made your friend a stripper ho.
Nightwing
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Best Lap Dance Of My Life
Like I posted before, stripping is just another form of prostitution and NO real woman would resort to objectifying herself for the sake of living comfortable.
You're right, no real woman would put her body out there like that just for the sake of making money. If she really wants to make money, she'll get a real job (sometimes even two) to accomplish her goals.
Like I posted before, stripping is just another form of prostitution and NO real woman would resort to objectifying herself for the sake of living comfortable.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.