Best Fat Jokes

[taiyuu_otoko]

Ashley Graham just threw some major shade at Victoria's Secret

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ashley-graham-finally-get-victorias-secret-wings-142327284.html

Article is about Ashley Graham and some kind of instagram thing she did.

Article gushes about how awesome she is for being a fat chick.

The comments, however, are pure gold.

She is so big, she must throw major shade everywhere she goes.

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Nothing like cottage cheese thighs!

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Major shade". Ha! It's funny cause she's fat!

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Threw shade alright. She could start a forest fire with those huge thighs. Victoria Secret has gone off the left edge. No way this woman is attractive to the majority of males. Perhaps some of the minorities

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The wings would need to be 60 feet wide to handle the load

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Of course she threw shade. She's so fat she blocks out the sun. She is a walking eclipse.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

The saddest part about it is that she could very easily be hot if she lost a lot of weight.

 

[Desdinova]

You could make a tent out of those panties

 

[ubercat]

The other thing I find disgusting about fat woman are their thick canteen lady arms. I really like a girl who is curvy but with skinny arms. No surprise that I'm on the yellow tuna bus.

 

[dustmuffin]

thick canteen lady arms

Known as lunch lady arms in the good ole USA.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

The saddest part about it is that she could very easily be hot if she lost a lot of weight.

The sadder saddest thing is she KNOWS she doesn't need to lose weight since plenty of people think she's hot as she is, and would give their left nut just to jizz on her cottage cheese.

 

[Who Dares Win]

I need more pictures like this to help me with my no fap challenge

 

[backseatjuan]

Nazis tooks prisoner American and British. Either we shoot you, or we fvck you in the ass. Then after the war, American dude tells his friends, British guy took it in his ass right away, and they killed me.

 

[logicallefty]

She so fat that when God created the Sun and said "let there be light" he look' at her and said "b|tch get your fat a$$ out of the way".

I don't have a big problem with fat people in general. But I do have a problem with fat people who think they can dress like they are thin. She has no business wearing that.

 

[Atom Smasher]

She doesn’t have a waistline... She has an equator.

 

[zekko]

I don't have a big problem with fat people in general. But I do have a problem with fat people who think they can dress like they are thin. She has no business wearing that.

I agree with this, no one wants to look at that. What happened to modesty?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

She's so fat she doesn't sit around the house. She sits around the house.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Fat people shouldnt be dressing certain colors, I tried to tell that to my fat friend when anyone from distance was weaving screaming TAAAAAXI at her