"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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taiyuu_otoko

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Ashley Graham just threw some major shade at Victoria's Secret



https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ashley-graham-finally-get-victorias-secret-wings-142327284.html

Article is about Ashley Graham and some kind of instagram thing she did.

Article gushes about how awesome she is for being a fat chick.

The comments, however, are pure gold.

She is so big, she must throw major shade everywhere she goes.

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Nothing like cottage cheese thighs!

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Major shade". Ha! It's funny cause she's fat!

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Threw shade alright. She could start a forest fire with those huge thighs. Victoria Secret has gone off the left edge. No way this woman is attractive to the majority of males. Perhaps some of the minorities

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The wings would need to be 60 feet wide to handle the load

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Of course she threw shade. She's so fat she blocks out the sun. She is a walking eclipse.

 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The saddest part about it is that she could very easily be hot if she lost a lot of weight.
 

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The other thing I find disgusting about fat woman are their thick canteen lady arms. I really like a girl who is curvy but with skinny arms. No surprise that I'm on the yellow tuna bus.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The saddest part about it is that she could very easily be hot if she lost a lot of weight.
The sadder saddest thing is she KNOWS she doesn't need to lose weight since plenty of people think she's hot as she is, and would give their left nut just to jizz on her cottage cheese.
 

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Nazis tooks prisoner American and British. Either we shoot you, or we fvck you in the ass. Then after the war, American dude tells his friends, British guy took it in his ass right away, and they killed me.
 

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She so fat that when God created the Sun and said "let there be light" he look' at her and said "b|tch get your fat a$$ out of the way".

I don't have a big problem with fat people in general. But I do have a problem with fat people who think they can dress like they are thin. She has no business wearing that.
 

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She doesn’t have a waistline... She has an equator.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I don't have a big problem with fat people in general. But I do have a problem with fat people who think they can dress like they are thin. She has no business wearing that.
I agree with this, no one wants to look at that. What happened to modesty?
 

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She's so fat she doesn't sit around the house. She sits around the house.
 

Who Dares Win

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Fat people shouldnt be dressing certain colors, I tried to tell that to my fat friend when anyone from distance was weaving screaming TAAAAAXI at her
 
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