"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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taiyuu_otoko

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Ashley Graham just threw some major shade at Victoria's Secret



https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ashley-graham-finally-get-victorias-secret-wings-142327284.html

Article is about Ashley Graham and some kind of instagram thing she did.

Article gushes about how awesome she is for being a fat chick.

The comments, however, are pure gold.

She is so big, she must throw major shade everywhere she goes.

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Nothing like cottage cheese thighs!

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Major shade". Ha! It's funny cause she's fat!

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Threw shade alright. She could start a forest fire with those huge thighs. Victoria Secret has gone off the left edge. No way this woman is attractive to the majority of males. Perhaps some of the minorities

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The wings would need to be 60 feet wide to handle the load

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Of course she threw shade. She's so fat she blocks out the sun. She is a walking eclipse.

 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The saddest part about it is that she could very easily be hot if she lost a lot of weight.
 

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The other thing I find disgusting about fat woman are their thick canteen lady arms. I really like a girl who is curvy but with skinny arms. No surprise that I'm on the yellow tuna bus.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The saddest part about it is that she could very easily be hot if she lost a lot of weight.
The sadder saddest thing is she KNOWS she doesn't need to lose weight since plenty of people think she's hot as she is, and would give their left nut just to jizz on her cottage cheese.
 

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Nazis tooks prisoner American and British. Either we shoot you, or we fvck you in the ass. Then after the war, American dude tells his friends, British guy took it in his ass right away, and they killed me.
 

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She so fat that when God created the Sun and said "let there be light" he look' at her and said "b|tch get your fat a$$ out of the way".

I don't have a big problem with fat people in general. But I do have a problem with fat people who think they can dress like they are thin. She has no business wearing that.
 

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She doesn’t have a waistline... She has an equator.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I don't have a big problem with fat people in general. But I do have a problem with fat people who think they can dress like they are thin. She has no business wearing that.
I agree with this, no one wants to look at that. What happened to modesty?
 

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She's so fat she doesn't sit around the house. She sits around the house.
 

Who Dares Win

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Fat people shouldnt be dressing certain colors, I tried to tell that to my fat friend when anyone from distance was weaving screaming TAAAAAXI at her
 
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