Thread revival but I had to share this and didn't think starting a new thread would be justifiable.
So new girl at work, gorgeous, 8 maybe 9..... but married. So I figure I'd go hard, not like I have anything to lose or gain. So we (10+ ppl) are at an after work party, and she ends up sitting next to me by default. I notice my friends across the table are inching away as seats open up towards the front of the room, so I decide to move to join them. As I stand to leave I turn to her and tell her it was nice to meet her and sit next to her blah blah blah, but that I couldn't take the stank that followed her anymore and had to move to the other side of the room. The look on her face was worth every penny. Frozen in horror. I tried to tell her it was a joke as I walked away, but I think I was laughing too hard. Bet I was the first in a long time (if ever) to tell her not only did I need to get AWAY from her asap, but that she stank of rank. haha can't wait to see her in the office on Monday... should be real fun to resurrect the topic. "Hope you showered over the weekend, otherwise I'm going to ask that we teleconference this one . . ."