"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Best examples of busting her chops ?
- Thread starter Thechamp
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Replace "outfit" with other zingers, such as perfume, shoes, stockings, glasses, watch, sexual acts. No, wait, scratch that last one.
You get the idea.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
if she hears about how hot she is constantly, negs work betterubercat said:
if she's not particularly used to compliments then negs are detrimental
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
So new girl at work, gorgeous, 8 maybe 9..... but married. So I figure I'd go hard, not like I have anything to lose or gain. So we (10+ ppl) are at an after work party, and she ends up sitting next to me by default. I notice my friends across the table are inching away as seats open up towards the front of the room, so I decide to move to join them. As I stand to leave I turn to her and tell her it was nice to meet her and sit next to her blah blah blah, but that I couldn't take the stank that followed her anymore and had to move to the other side of the room. The look on her face was worth every penny. Frozen in horror. I tried to tell her it was a joke as I walked away, but I think I was laughing too hard. Bet I was the first in a long time (if ever) to tell her not only did I need to get AWAY from her asap, but that she stank of rank. haha can't wait to see her in the office on Monday... should be real fun to resurrect the topic. "Hope you showered over the weekend, otherwise I'm going to ask that we teleconference this one . . ."