AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Well here is my suggestion:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Best breakup song ever?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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You ain't the first.....
I used to love her.....but I had to kill her (I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain)
I used to love her.....but I had to kill her (I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain)
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
How about this one (AleStorm - Fuc'ked With An Anchor)?
Ha ha the lyrics is funny. xD
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AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Ohh almost forgot this epic tune..
(If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems but the bi'tch ain't one..)
Well if ya like country..... no particular order..
1. "You broke up with me" by walker Hayes
2. "I'm gonna miss her" by Brad Paisely
3. "When it rains it pours" by Luke combs
4. "Beer never broke my heart" by Luke combs
5. "Ain't worth the whiskey" by Cole Swindell
I like all sorts of music... but country has taken a front seat this last year... where previous years it was some gangsrer rap and heavy metal, rock etc.... my taste in music is far and wide.
1. "You broke up with me" by walker Hayes
2. "I'm gonna miss her" by Brad Paisely
3. "When it rains it pours" by Luke combs
4. "Beer never broke my heart" by Luke combs
5. "Ain't worth the whiskey" by Cole Swindell
I like all sorts of music... but country has taken a front seat this last year... where previous years it was some gangsrer rap and heavy metal, rock etc.... my taste in music is far and wide.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
NSX-R
Master Don Juan
Over now from Post Malone
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.