AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Well here is my suggestion:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Best breakup song ever?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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You ain't the first.....
I used to love her.....but I had to kill her (I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain)
I used to love her.....but I had to kill her (I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain)
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
How about this one (AleStorm - Fuc'ked With An Anchor)?
Ha ha the lyrics is funny. xD
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AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Ohh almost forgot this epic tune..
(If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems but the bi'tch ain't one..)
Well if ya like country..... no particular order..
1. "You broke up with me" by walker Hayes
2. "I'm gonna miss her" by Brad Paisely
3. "When it rains it pours" by Luke combs
4. "Beer never broke my heart" by Luke combs
5. "Ain't worth the whiskey" by Cole Swindell
I like all sorts of music... but country has taken a front seat this last year... where previous years it was some gangsrer rap and heavy metal, rock etc.... my taste in music is far and wide.
1. "You broke up with me" by walker Hayes
2. "I'm gonna miss her" by Brad Paisely
3. "When it rains it pours" by Luke combs
4. "Beer never broke my heart" by Luke combs
5. "Ain't worth the whiskey" by Cole Swindell
I like all sorts of music... but country has taken a front seat this last year... where previous years it was some gangsrer rap and heavy metal, rock etc.... my taste in music is far and wide.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NSX-R
Master Don Juan
Over now from Post Malone
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.