AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Well here is my suggestion:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Best breakup song ever?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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You ain't the first.....
I used to love her.....but I had to kill her (I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain)
I used to love her.....but I had to kill her (I had to put her six feet under and I can still hear her complain)
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
How about this one (AleStorm - Fuc'ked With An Anchor)?
Ha ha the lyrics is funny. xD
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AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Ohh almost forgot this epic tune..
(If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems but the bi'tch ain't one..)
Well if ya like country..... no particular order..
1. "You broke up with me" by walker Hayes
2. "I'm gonna miss her" by Brad Paisely
3. "When it rains it pours" by Luke combs
4. "Beer never broke my heart" by Luke combs
5. "Ain't worth the whiskey" by Cole Swindell
I like all sorts of music... but country has taken a front seat this last year... where previous years it was some gangsrer rap and heavy metal, rock etc.... my taste in music is far and wide.
1. "You broke up with me" by walker Hayes
2. "I'm gonna miss her" by Brad Paisely
3. "When it rains it pours" by Luke combs
4. "Beer never broke my heart" by Luke combs
5. "Ain't worth the whiskey" by Cole Swindell
I like all sorts of music... but country has taken a front seat this last year... where previous years it was some gangsrer rap and heavy metal, rock etc.... my taste in music is far and wide.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NSX-R
Master Don Juan
Over now from Post Malone
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.